Made for Trijam #367 — the 3 hour game jam!

You just finished leg day. Your legs are absolutely cooked. All you want is to crawl into bed — but your bed is at the top of a ridiculous staircase.

Aim with your mouse, release to launch yourself upward with the power of... farts. Yes, farts. It's the only thing your jelly legs can manage right now.

Climb platforms, dodge spikes, and try not to fall all the way back down. Every failure triggers your inner monologue — a stream of dramatic, emoticon-filled complaints about stairs, gravity, and whoever designed this level.

Hit checkpoints (they smell like socks), reach the top, and finally collapse into bed. You earned it.

Features:

• Fart-powered platforming with mouse-aimed trajectory
• "Getting Over It" inspired — fall and you'll feel it
• Reactive dialogue system that roasts you in real time
• Checkpoints that smell questionable
• A bed. That's it. That's the goal.

Controls:

• A/D or Arrow Keys — Move
• Hold Left Click — Aim fart trajectory
• Release Left Click — Launch

Built in 3 hours by me and my girlfriend for Trijam #367 — fueled by chaos, laughter, and zero game design experience. We regret nothing.